nonnas nonsense

funny, friday….ooops forgot this one :)

Posted by nonnasnonsense on January 23, 2009

SOMEBODY (read:girl in the glasses) decided last week to do a “funny friday” thing so i saved this for friday, then promptly forgot all about it. i would be linking you to HER funny friday, but it seems SHE forgot it too 🙂

i admit it. i stole it from an email, but it’s too funny to pass up 🙂

While on vacation a married couple walked into a shoe store. The Salesman said to them, I have some very special Jamaican sandals I think you would be interested in.. Dey make you wild at sex.

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, ‘How could sandals make you into a sex freak?’

The Jamaican replied, ‘Just try dem on, Mon.’ So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seen in many years!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican’s hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, ‘You got dem on the wrong feet! You got dem on the wrong feet!’


6 Responses to “funny, friday….ooops forgot this one :)”

  1. de-I said

    That would be really funny if hadn’t actually happened to me – soooo embarrassing.

  2. nonna said

    haha that’s a good one de-I

    oh and chalk up another big ass opossum to the road kill challenge. driving + smoking + cell phone = one dead opossum …oops 🙂

  3. terri said

    I already thought it was hilarious! And then I read De-I’s comment! Bustin’ a gut here!

  4. Weaselmomma said

    That was good!

  5. seashore subjects said

    LOL – you are a sick puppy! BTW: re. your opossum comment – see you are a hazardous driver – that poor deer didn’t stand a chance!

  6. nonna said

    i am NOT a hazardous driver! that was just a slow dumb redneck deer. probably inbred too.

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