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men, men, yummy men, monday

Posted by nonnasnonsense on December 22, 2008

here it is…the CHIPPENDALE post. woohoooo! *applause, wild cheering*

as some of you know, this was my first experience with a strip show and i must say it was very, um, entertaining and enlightening, to say the least. i enjoyed watching the men (duh) but even more entertaining, was watching the women going crazy.

i spent awhile trying to figure out why busyDad was hosting the show, when i know he is so busy right now, that i know there is no way he could take a trip to tennessee. i finally realised that it just couldn’t possibly be him, but i had to try to get a pic of him to show y’all.*

ok, i know, it doesn’t even look like him and this guy was actually hawaiian, but it was fun imaging busyDad as a chippendale anyways.

on with the show…

i paid $20 bucks for my step-daughter jamie to get a lap dance, and all she got was happy birthday sung to her. i was not happy about this at all! all these other chicks that paid money for lap dances had at LEAST 2 sometimes as many as 5 almost naked guys dancing and rubbing on them. there was even an 86 year old woman that went up there that got more of a lap dance than jamie did. i spoke to the owner later and he “made it up to us” with a deck of chippendales playing cards and a discount on a t-shirt for jamie. i still wasn’t happy, but c’est la vie. here is her “lap dance”:

now, i know, y’all are saying “screw this, show me some skin!” so here it is:

and some more 🙂

yes, we were that close! we could reach out and touch them if we so desired (and of course we did). we got to have our pictures taken with all of the chippers after the show was over…for a small fee of course:

and i even got daring and had my boobie signed by one of the hotties:

after the show, the guys mingled with everybody until closing. it was pretty cool to just stand around talking with these guys. every now and then i would think “holy crap! i’m talking to A CHIPPENDALE!” and then i would snap out of my star struck thoughts and re-join the conversation. being happily married, i was not on the hunt, but one of them told me that he thought i was cute and he would be happy to (adult content) until i couldn’t walk! they all seemed to like jamie (especially her hat, gotta get me one of those!) and she had one guy in particular that seemed to be interested in her** and he followed us around all night.

the only thing, other than the flimsy excuse for a lap dance, that disappointed me was the fact that even though i was the designated driver and therefore did not drink, i was the one throwing up later! totally unfair! we stayed till last call and got home about 4 am. i was so keyed up that i couldn’t sleep and then when i tried to sleep, the vomiting began. yuck! but i am fine today after about 12 hours of sleep, so it’s all good.

all in all we had a fun time, laughed quite a bit, screamed and yelled quite a bit, and got to touch and smell (they smelled sooo yummy) a lot of hard bodies. if you haven’t gone to see a show like this, i recommend it, at least once, just to see what all the fuss is about 🙂

~~~~~~copying microBLOGologist copying literal dan section~~~~~~
*picture taking was not allowed and although i didn’t let it stop me, it was very hard to get good photos on the down low
**yes, we both realise that they are probably “interested” in anyone that they think they have a possibility of getting some from, before they move on to the next show.


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sexy sick sunday

Posted by nonnasnonsense on December 21, 2008

well i was going to post about my adventures with the chippendales last night, but instead i’ve been sick all day. so, y’all will have to wait for the 411 on the hard bodies (and pics too, of course)

i just wanted to tell everybody about my bff, megan, who just started her own blog. she used to live upstairs from weaselMomma but she has since relocated to sunny florida. she’s a smart (obviously from her choices in friends), funny, mom, wife, school teacher, and the best friend you could ever ask for 🙂

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fragmented friday

Posted by nonnasnonsense on December 19, 2008

yeah, i know, not very original. blame it on the g-kid. my brain is not functioning and will take forever to recover from the 7:30 wake up call today. i’m such a crabby ass. poor g-kid he totally understands me too. after an hour or so he asks me if i’m feeling happy yet.

no. not yet. wanna go see granny and grampa? (in-laws across the road-thank god!) yes? cool let’s call.

no answer. damn. more coffee.

yeah! they are home, lets go!

peace. ahhh maybe he’ll stay till lunch time and then it will be nap time
this seems strange to me. the g-kid has known and understood the concept of counting for a long time (he’s 3) i mean like for over a year he has been looking at something and saying there’s 3 doggies or whatever, but has never been able to tell me which number was which using flashcards or plastic numbers. i tried just last week and he didn’t know any of his numbers. this morning he picks up his plastic number two and says here’s a 2! it’s like somebody in his little brain just flipped a switch and said “ok, you know this now” he proceded to find all the numbers 1-9. instant knowledge.
me & g-kid made some jello no bake peanut butter & chocolate something. i don’t know what it was called but it had oreo cookies crust, peanut butter filling, and chocolate topping. YUM. g-kid and nonna heaven!

sorry bout the crappy cell phone pic (oh, and pretend the counters are completely empty of any dirty dishes)

i’m going to sis’s office’s xmas party tomorrow night at a nice restaurant (score! free food!) and then after that me & jamie (step-daughter) are going to the CHIPPENDALE’S SHOW in cookeville.

we have tickets for the up-close, in your face, smack some booty seats. i gotta get me a bunch of dollar bills. can’t wait. this will be a first for me, i’ve never seen a strip show before. mmmmm

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