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men, men, yummy men, monday

Posted by nonnasnonsense on December 22, 2008

here it is…the CHIPPENDALE post. woohoooo! *applause, wild cheering*

as some of you know, this was my first experience with a strip show and i must say it was very, um, entertaining and enlightening, to say the least. i enjoyed watching the men (duh) but even more entertaining, was watching the women going crazy.

i spent awhile trying to figure out why busyDad was hosting the show, when i know he is so busy right now, that i know there is no way he could take a trip to tennessee. i finally realised that it just couldn’t possibly be him, but i had to try to get a pic of him to show y’all.*

ok, i know, it doesn’t even look like him and this guy was actually hawaiian, but it was fun imaging busyDad as a chippendale anyways.

on with the show…

i paid $20 bucks for my step-daughter jamie to get a lap dance, and all she got was happy birthday sung to her. i was not happy about this at all! all these other chicks that paid money for lap dances had at LEAST 2 sometimes as many as 5 almost naked guys dancing and rubbing on them. there was even an 86 year old woman that went up there that got more of a lap dance than jamie did. i spoke to the owner later and he “made it up to us” with a deck of chippendales playing cards and a discount on a t-shirt for jamie. i still wasn’t happy, but c’est la vie. here is her “lap dance”:

now, i know, y’all are saying “screw this, show me some skin!” so here it is:

and some more 🙂

yes, we were that close! we could reach out and touch them if we so desired (and of course we did). we got to have our pictures taken with all of the chippers after the show was over…for a small fee of course:

and i even got daring and had my boobie signed by one of the hotties:

after the show, the guys mingled with everybody until closing. it was pretty cool to just stand around talking with these guys. every now and then i would think “holy crap! i’m talking to A CHIPPENDALE!” and then i would snap out of my star struck thoughts and re-join the conversation. being happily married, i was not on the hunt, but one of them told me that he thought i was cute and he would be happy to (adult content) until i couldn’t walk! they all seemed to like jamie (especially her hat, gotta get me one of those!) and she had one guy in particular that seemed to be interested in her** and he followed us around all night.

the only thing, other than the flimsy excuse for a lap dance, that disappointed me was the fact that even though i was the designated driver and therefore did not drink, i was the one throwing up later! totally unfair! we stayed till last call and got home about 4 am. i was so keyed up that i couldn’t sleep and then when i tried to sleep, the vomiting began. yuck! but i am fine today after about 12 hours of sleep, so it’s all good.

all in all we had a fun time, laughed quite a bit, screamed and yelled quite a bit, and got to touch and smell (they smelled sooo yummy) a lot of hard bodies. if you haven’t gone to see a show like this, i recommend it, at least once, just to see what all the fuss is about 🙂

~~~~~~copying microBLOGologist copying literal dan section~~~~~~
*picture taking was not allowed and although i didn’t let it stop me, it was very hard to get good photos on the down low
**yes, we both realise that they are probably “interested” in anyone that they think they have a possibility of getting some from, before they move on to the next show.


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